His younger twin snatched the phone right out of his hand and took a burst shot of the 'mini Yichen' in front of him; it was a close-up, too!
He flushed in shame and yelled, "Don't take! Don't take!"
"Now, you know how to be shy? Weren't you very enthusiastically taking photos of me earlier?"
Tut-tutting, Youyou continued mocking him. "Daring to say that yours is very big when, in fact, 'only the little lotus reveals a sharp end'!"
'Only the little lotus reveals a sharp end'; this metaphor was simply ingenious!
"Little lotus… What fried
"Fool. Such profound philosophy is definitely not up your comprehension alley!" Youyou laughed and took a few more close-ups; only after doing so did he feel satisfied enough to stand up.
"How many photos did you take just now?"
"Nine continuous shots." As he gracefully put on his shirt with the phone in hand, he flipped through the close-up shots.
After comparing, his older brother's private part was indeed a little bigger than his.
Still, it was only by a bit.
He was still growing.
Maybe, later, he would overtake him, instead.
"Return the phone to me!" His brother hurriedly pulled up his pants and lunged for his hands.
Youyou pressed 'send', effectively delivering those photos to his cloud space for storage, and proceeded to delete the ones taken by his older brother.
The entire process took only over ten seconds as his fingers flew across the screen. After ensuring that the ones in this phone were deleted, he graciously tossed the phone back to his sibling.
"There; returned it to you!"
Yichen quickly held the phone to flip through his photo gallery, only to discover those photos of Youyou's private parts he had taken were! all! missing!
He grieved. "What did you do?"
"I did nothing."
"Then, why are all those photos gone?"
His younger twin lightly replied, "Oh, I deleted them."
"Ahhh, Youyou! You're so bad!" He was full of grievance.
Those photos he had taken with great difficulty were all deleted; how his heart ached!
The younger boy gracefully put on his capri pants, snorted yet remained noncommittal about it. "You're too stupid; how can you blame me for being evil?"
"You actually deleted my photos…"
The younger boy turned around, the corner of his lips curling into a smirk. "I'd like to point out that you took pictures of me; I was only defending against your invasion of my privacy. Even though I'm young, regarding my privacy, I'm still entitled to it; get it?"
"What does 'invasion of privacy' mean?"
"You took pictures of me without my consent; that's invasion of my privacy."
Yichen looked at him in shock.
He found his pompous words… to be quite sensible.
As if he received enlightenment, he nodded and then belatedly reacted.
"Then, you… How about those photos you took of me?!"
"That's your skill not being on par with mine. If you can hack my cloud space, you are welcome to delete your photos!" Youyou spread his hands out, the expression he presented to him extremely vile.
"You… You're so shameless."
Feeling extremely exasperated, at the moment, he truly found this little brother of his to be too hateful.
The younger boy smiled in a provoking manner. "Fool, fool!"
"You…" The older boy, who was angered further, pounced on his offender.
Caught off guard, Youyou fell to the ground.
The movement was so big that it knocked over the luggage on the table.
The luggage fell to the ground, and a small finely packaged gift box rolled out of it.
- Fried dumpling is the Chinese homonym of 'sharp end'.